When life rolls barrels at you, grab your hammer and jump your way to the top.
When life throws lots of challenges at you at once, do a barrel roll.
When life’s got you in the swamp, pick that ship up with your mind, get out there, and have a sword fight with your dad.
When fighting your enemies on a 2D plane, kicking or punching in rapid fashion generally results in a positive outcome.
When your energy is low after fighting the enemy, try eating random boxes of pizza in the street for an instant boost.
It’s time to start living life more like Captain Kirk and less like a redshirt.
When you feel small, eat a mushroom. You’ll instantly double in size.
When life gives you pools full of alligators, hold on tight to your rope and trust yourself to let go at the right time.
If you have resources, use them! If you hold onto to too many, life will roll a 7 and a robber will take them away.
Best friends will always be there for you. Unless he’s gotten trapped in an egg. Then you’ll have to find and free him.